- me in 7th grade: listen promise you won't tell anyone.. omg this is so embarrassing.. I got my period.. do you have a pad maybe?
- me now: LISTEN UP EVERYBODY I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD NOW SOMEONE BETTER HAND ME A TAMPON OR I'LL BLEED ON ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES!!
Why do I have such an amazing girlfriend
I love her so so much